Lyrics I Hate Valentine's Day

Valentine's day
Wish I had a sweetheart
It's valentine's day
Didn't even get a stinkin' card
It's valentine's day
I just have to say
I hate valentine's day
It's valentine's day
And I didn't get no chocolate
It's valentine's day

If I had a heart I'd hock it
It's valentine's day
All I have to say
I hate valentine's day
It's valentine's day
And I hope it finds you healthy
It's valentine's day
I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (? )
It's valentine's day
I just love to say
I hate fuckin' valentine's day